You and I have something in common: we both know where to find the most special place on the Internet.
But you would be forgiven if you weren't immediately sure what was so special about this place. You may even be confused, for it is not unreasonable to suppose that you may already have found sites which claimed to be "the most special place on the Internet."
However, none of those places contained my most delicate, personal thoughts. This place does (will). I am the most special person there is. This is where my most special thoughts go. I really can't see how it could possibly be that there would be a more special place than this on the Internet.
My lawyers will be contacting any and all other claimants on this and similar titles, and I will be seeing them all in hell.
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